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May 1st marks the beginning of Masturbation Month. Coincidentally it is also my birthday month (yes, I celebrate the whole month!) and mother’s day. Since I am a mother, have a birthday and enjoy masturbating….I wanna talk about it. Some of my favorite things are on sale right now at Eden Fantasys! Eden Fantasys is an online sex toy shop with some pretty sweet perks…

As if that wasn’t enough they also have a large community of sex toy reviewers and enthusiasts. The community has hundreds of forums where you can ask questions, get advice and learn what other people think of toys. They also have lots of forums about sex, relationships, and life.

Right now they have 20% off site wide with the code XOXO. Eden Fantasys has a large selection of sex toys, adult gifts, lingerie and adult media. All the products on the site have product reviews from real people, so you can see what other people really think of something before you buy it. I have been on Eden Fantasys for over a year now and I love the community.I am really excited about their current promotion of 25% off select rechargeable toys since it includes some of my currents lusts…the Minna Ola, Extase Elegance, and Zini Hua!


This post is sponsored by Eden Fantasys.

Save a Tree Sale!


At Eden Fantasys Get 25% off 133 evolved novelty toys and donate one tree for each toy!

What an excellent way to celebrate Earth Day and get your groove on!

Evolved makes some fun toys and has the best packaging for their goods. These are a few that I own.

Bendable Touch $47.99 now $35.99.

Silky G $24.99 now $18.74

Love Handle $36.99 now $27.74

Express your love with Vroom! Sex toys from EdenFantasys. Shop now!

Swinger Sites

If you are looking to meet local couple’s to play with, a swinger website is a good place to start. There are a few unspoken rules. I haven’t met a couple in the lifestyle yet that wasn’t outraged at a profile full of tricks. Miguel and I have a few horror stories trying to meet people online. I would think most of this is common sense. Let me list the major offenses.

  • Not posting recent picture. When I say recent, let me be specific: your current age and weigh showing. Don’t try to sell anyone online on what you and your partner looked like 4 years and 2 kids ago. That is just being dishonest.
  • Saying you are “athletic” when you are clearly not. Don’t be ashamed to say “a little extra padding” if that actually describes you. Athletic means height and weight proportionate, not a person whose BMI is over 30!
  • Having unreasonable expectations about privacy. Don’t expect people to approach you when all you have is the picture of an ass or tits for your profile. Exchanging pictures is part of the process, expect to have to show your face in them. Do be wary of picture collectors and people that don’t reciprocate right away. Most swingers we have met respect the need for discretion, but we will never go meet anyone without seeing their face.
  • Not updating your profile, ever. Please tell me about what you are looking for.
  • Not reading other people’s profiles before trying to make contact. If we say “up to age 50″ then respect our limits, no I don’t really care if one of you was in our age range. If a profile says “no single males” and that is what you are, move on. You are more likely to have a chance with someone that is already open to you.
  • Having unreasonable expectations about a hook-up. Have a fantasy, but don’t expect strangers to play it out exactly as you fantasize. No hook-up goes exactly as planned. Having unrealistic expectations means you are sure to be disappointed. Case and point: I talked to a girl on twitter not too long ago that went to another state to act out a fantasy gang-bang. The girl’s female friend got sick, some of the guys couldn’t perform and her man got jealous. Think she will want to re-create this night anytime soon? Probably not.
  • Bringing “drama” to a hook-up. Swinging will not save your relationship. Fighting is bad etiquette, please don’t do it. Please work out your limits with your partner before heading out. Being in the lifestyle a while I know couple’s that show up and fight at almost every event. I go out to have fun, not to choose sides.
  • Thinking a “wave” or a “smile” means we want to hook-up. It doesn’t. I am trying to be friendly, don’t read anything but the obvious here.
  • Not being honest about your partner. I don’t ever want to be in this situation again. We met a guy just recently that wanted us to pretend we just met him at the club, then talk his chic into swinging. This guy isn’t honest with his own girlfriend, do you think I would trust him. Nope, not as far as I could throw him. This is the kind of douche bag that would “say” he put a condom on, but not really do it. His trustworthiness was already displayed by how he treat his partner. We were tricked into even meeting this guy. Now we always talk to the female by phone before we head out.

There are some sites that are better than others. Some sites say they have lots of swingers, but they you find out they are all in another state.

We really like SwingLifeStyle because it shows us local events and gives lots of options for “free” members.

Kasidie is alot of fun, especially if you travel alot. They have lots of vacations for swingers. Plays Well With Others.

AdultFriendFinder is probably the most popular. Be specific on what you are looking for on this site though, since it is open to any kind of hook-up. We have met a few fun couples on this site.

Click here for more.

That is all I got for now. Happy Shopping!


Hot Deal On My Favorite!

In case any of you have every wondered what my favorite toys is, I actually have a few. In the shower my go-to rabbit is a waterproof rechargeable toy called the Soraya, LELO makes it. This toy is my absolute favorite for the slight g-spot curve that gets me every time and the flexible clitoral handle that vibrates with rumbly power. I love how easy this vibe is to use and the fact that it it rechargeable. This toy is waterproof even when being submerged, even though it recharges. I did a full review of the LELO Soraya, check out my review here. The black colored LELO Soraya is on sale right now at FunWares! It is 33% off right now and only $119!

Oh and right now the Cobra Libre is also on sale for $120.95 at FunWares! The Cobra Libre is a male sex toy made of soft silicone. I have always wanted to get Miguel one, perfect time since it is on sale right now! From FunFactory’s website:

Special Features: * effectively stimulates the most sensitive part of the penis – the glans * rechargeable * 100% waterproof * two powerful, quiet motors for unique vibration patterns * intuitive control with one touch buttons * very easy to clean * easy to handle * super soft and velvety silicone









FunWares is a sex shop I prefer because they have some of the lowest prices on the net for a very large selection of sex toys. The shipping at FunWares is always fast and discreet!

Intensity Sale!

I just wanted to let you all know about the crazy sale going on at FunWares for the Intensity by Jopen!

Right now the Intensity is 11% off the already discounted price of $199.95, making it only $178.95! The Intensity retails for $249.99, so this is a big sale!

They also have amazing sales for Tor II (17% off) and We-Vibe 3 (use code We-Vibe 3 for 15% off) going on right now.

I know you all love contests so check out the Fun Bites and find the Four-leaf Clover for a fun giveaway!  You can also find all their product reviews there, and some informative videos from Dr.Ruthie.

FunWares has fast and discreet shipping. It is an online toy shop I trust to give all my readers the best deals. Check them out!

Swinging with Sex Toys

Eyz Wide Shut

Last night at Eyz Wide Shut a really cool thing happened, two people whom I have never met came up to me and said they read my blog. The world is smaller than I think. I always imagine I write this blog and I have a few readers, but they are probably too far away for me to ever meet. It is a really cool thing, to be spotted by someone that appreciates all the hard work that goes into this little sliver of the world wide web. This blog has become a very needy child in my life. I love it and labor over its behavior. I check my stats daily and approve of it comments and links. Does it influence people? Is it easy to relate to it’s content? I hope the answer is always yes.

Last night was the Valentine’s Party at Eyz Wide Shut. They had a Mr. & Mrs. Eyz Wide Shut competition and the winners got free membership for a year. This game was originally suppose to take place on Friday so I thought I missed it. I really wanted to play, but Miguel said “No Mas” to playing games. I was outside when it started and didn’t get to participate. The winner were some nice people anyways and I hope free membership will encourage them to come out more often. Why they need a monthly membership to a club that doesn’t keep track of it’s patrons, I will never understand. I am hoping at least with my new employment we will be able to go without finances stopping us. I absolutely need my downtime, and the club has become a very familiar routine to me.

After drinking and dancing, entirely too much for a white girl, we headed over to the lodging side. The place was packed with bodies, even the Hedo Room and Lover’s Lane were pretty full. There just wasn’t a quiet corner for us. All of the rooms were taken, as well. Lucky for us we knew they had another play room and they opened it when we asked. The Western room is where we ended up. I have only glimpsed this room before. It’s so named because of a horse saddle and a very well placed Hitachi wand on a low bench. Miguel suggested that I use that Hitachi with my panties on to start with. I hiked up my dress and went for a ride on the saddle.

I hate to admit this, but I do not own a Hitachi. I have played with one before, and I do reference it’s strength of vibrations quite a lot. The Hitachi is the staple of woman’s wands, nothing else really comes close to being as recognizable. Initially intended for deep tissue massage at home, it quickly became popular as a sex toy. Before I started reviewing sex toys, a Unicorn came over and brought her Hitachi with her to play. I orgasmed in less than one minute with it. I have lusted after one ever since. This toy is loud and very large. If you look at bondage pics you will eventually run into a picture of a woman tied up and a Hitachi bound to her. This is a common bondage, forced orgasms by Hitachi. I tried to trade for one on a popular toy swap site, but the box came to me open and empty. I was sorely disappointed. Then, I actually won one in a contest, but the toy store was out of stock and so I have to wait again. I will eventually have one of my very own, I can hardly wait!

After riding on the saddle for only a few minutes I came and I was really for a good fuck. Miguel was so patient waiting for me I thought I would reward him by sucking his cock. I am all about sucking his cock lately and I didn’t mind at all to help him get nice and stiff for me. He had me lay back after a few minutes and he fucked me really good missionary style. The wets sounds of his cock pumping my pussy filled the room. He fucked me until he was exhausted. Furiously fast, and then slowing down to keep from cuming. He laid down next to me and I got on top to finish him off. The mirrors in this room were perfectly laid out so I could see his cock going into me when I looked back. This sent me right over the edge of ecstasy and I rode him even harder. He grabbed my throat as he came into me. We were both completely spend after this.

The allure of going there hasn’t worn off. We both need a night out and have made many friends at Eyz. For us it is a place where we can get away and meet other swingers. Being able to have sex and get loud, or have other people join in or watch is an added perk. Some nights we have an audience, some nights we are the audience. I find my kink is fulfilled in this lifestyle. I met some other toy lovers at the club and tried to share what I have learned in the past year reviewing sex toys with them. One of the new couples we met were happy to tell me about their new Lelo Liv and what it had added to their sex life. I made a few suggestions and congratulated them on purchasing good quality sex toys. Another single guy I met was really excited to tell me about a finger vibe he loves to share with his lovers. I took the opportunity to try to educate him about safe materials. To him I probably seemed a sex toy snob. At least he seemed willing to listen. I dropped names like Tantus, Leaf, We-Vibe and Lelo and mentioned a few sex toy sites I trust. My swingers friends call me the sex toy queen. I love it. Next weekend we can’t go out at all. Our babysitter is leaving for the weekend. I guess we will have to find other ways to amuse ourselves, I am sure it won’t be difficult.

Big Sale at FunWares!

Right now you can get the WeVibe3 for 15% OFF by using the code “WeVibe3” at FunWares!

FunWares has one of the lowest prices on this awesome vibe already(most stores sell this vibe for $139, FunWares has it for $125.99 everyday)…but now it is even lower! With 15% off you pay only $107.10 for this remote controlled couple’s vibe!

You may remember I did a full review of the new We-Vibe 3 and compared it to the original We-Vibe 2. The We-Vibe 3 is meant for dual stimulation, both clitoral and g-spot at the same time. It comes in 3 colors: ruby, purple, and teal. It is stronger, completely waterproof now, and comes with an easy to use remote! This vibe is fun for use at home or out and about. It works during sex and is great for solo play as well. It is very quiet and discreet while still delivering strong, rumbly vibrations. It is one of the few toys I would recommend for just about anyone. It is made of medical grade silicone and completely body safe. It comes with a great storage case that also makes charging very easy. Still have questions?

This is an exclusive sale, please take advantage of it while it lasts! Guys don’t forget Valentine’s Day is right around the corner…get the We-Vibe on sale at FunWares it makes the perfect gift! FunWares always has discreet shipping and billing. They ship everywhere in the world. They have a very large selection of sex toys and their site is easy to navigate.

We Vibe 3 - ruby

Social Media Suckage!

Hey Lovelies! I jumped on the internet this morning and discovered my facebook profile was deleted. Suckage! I created a new facebook page but wouldn’t you know it? All the good names were taken.. You can find me here under Karen Blue. If you have facebook, and wanna add me feel free. I accept almost all friend requests on facebook, and I probably won’t be trying to add anyone anytime soon. Lest I get flagged for being a social media whore or some such shit!

I can’t image why my account was deleted…I didn’t even get a warning. Although my last syndicated blog post was titled A Great Fuck...? Oh well, I don’t care really. Blogger deleted me too, I adapted and overcame that shit as well. If people really have a problem with something, they should have told me themselves. Censorship of the internet sucks!

I understand the reasoning, I have kids. My kids have Facebook profiles even. I guess I am a bit more liberal with information. I pointed my kids to sex positive sites like Scarleteen and talked to them seriously about things to avoid on the net. I can’t be there all the time to control what they are exposed to. My kids know I review adult products, I have given them more information about sex then they probably wanted to know.I appreciate knowing places on the net I can send them that will give them answers.

All I’m saying is…think before you flag something! What are you really trying to avoid? My facebook had one curse word and it got deleted!? Do you really think a child will pick up a bad word from social media, no way man! They learn that smack talk from their peers at school, who probably heard from their parents mouths. You won’t be able to censor the bad stuff out of their lives…just arm them with info. Despite my potty mouth, my kids don’t want to hang around with friends that curse too much. They have told me point blank, they don’t want to hang out with the street rats with potty mouths in my neighborhood. I don’t think for one second it is because I am some awesome influence. I have just kicked the information door open, when they have a question, I give them an honest answer.

Enough, now I am getting off my soap box.

Luckily most of the facebook friends I could think to add again, have been fast to add me again. Thanks to everyone who still supports me!