Love Rider Lover’s Thong


Somethings I can tell just by looking at something. I knew right away when I saw this item, that this was a bad idea. Made of silicone straps with a bullet attached, the Lover Rider Lover’s Thong is meant to be worn by the man during sex.

Materials: Silicone (straps) ABS (stimulator) PP (hooks)

Dimensions: Bullet 2.5″ x 0.75″, Waist adjusts to 43”


LoversThongThe Lover’s Thong is available in black, pink, and purple. The beaded ring has a 1.75″ opening and is meant to stimulate him during sex. Above the ring is the bullet which has 3 speeds and 4 patterns, meant to stimulate her during sex. It is waterproof and made of safe materials. Silicone is compatible with water-based lubrication only. This toy requires a bit of lube to work.

Please notice the model this thong is on is a female, two of the color options are generally considered to be feminine. This is meant to be worn on a man. I am just thinking that a guy would have to be pretty adventurous to try this out. I am trying to picture the couple willing to test this out and drawing a complete blank. . . It took so much convincing to get Miguel to try this out and as he predicted, he hated it.


The straps adjust but ugh, they are silicone. The silicone straps slide through each buckle which has two straps going into it. The straps make me think of face goggles. Growing up in Florida, I have dealt with dozens of face goggles. The straps stretch to a point and then they require sliding through the buckle to adjust. (I would rather just get the damn salt water in my eye and not deal with it.) You need to be pretty close to the right size when you get this on, it is not easy to adjust. The straps are stretchy, but thin. The straps twist and tangle easily. For the purposes of this review I tried this thing on. It was probably my most unflattering look ever and it was uncomfortable. Imagine a 1/2 inch silicone strap digging in your ass. Not comfortable.


The bullet slides into a silicone sleeve. It is removable. The beads do not stretch and Miguel reported they were uncomfortable. The great news…the bullet takes watch batteries! There are 6 batteries included in the package, and it take three to run the bullet. This is nice since I have never once bought a watch battery for my toys. I kinda consider watch battery taking toys disposable and just toss them when they don’t work anymore.


The bullet has 3 speeds and 4 patterns, as I said before. It is strong enough but the angle wasn’t right. Miguel didn’t like the way the beads felt on his cock. Then there was a little issue with the straps. It just wasn’t comfortable during sex, we took it off after a few thrusts.

I would change so many things about this, starting with the silicone straps. They are not comfortable due to their thickness. Also, the straps ends need some sort of cushion. Either the strap ends hit me or him depending on whether he wore it inside out or not. I did not enjoy the straps hitting my most sensitive spots, and you probably wouldn’t like it either. The silicone will rub your skin raw with friction unless it is tight, which is terrible because it can feel like it is cutting in. Worse than that, there is a buckle placed at the bottom of the beaded ring. I am sure we all are familiar with anatomy. If worn by a man under the penis are the balls and taint, on the woman, well this thing is all wrong to be worn by a woman…I could go on and on about how much I disliked this item, but I think you get the point.

The Love Rider Lover’s Thong was a fail on a few levels. Sorry, but I know California Exotics can do better.


Review Summary
1 being weak, 5 being earth shattering.
The volume of the toy on it’s highest setting.
Material Safety.
Value of toy for the price.

I received this product free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

©KissinBlueKaren 2010-2013


  1. Raine says:

    This looks very uncomfortable and just…bad all around. A big thanks to Miguel for trying it for the review, it’s not something I would ever consider buying-thank you (both) for the review.

  2. fire says:

    Maybe if we cut it all apart the pieces can be repurposed for… something.
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  3. Silverdrop says:

    No way would I get SilverHubby to wear that thing! It looks horrible!
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  4. Linda Z says:

    You have just sold me on this baby! Of course I am into S&M. This is going to torture my man and humiliate him at the same time!

  5. Ok the way it looked was enough to make me go umm not. My husband wouldn’t dare even come close to trying it. Can’t say as I blame him..
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  6. Beck says:

    OMg! Did Cal Exotics not send me the same damn thing! I haven’t even tried it. I’m dreading doing it. UGH! I have a feeling mine will be the same.
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  7. Sunnie says:

    Youd think the silicone straps would also grab the mans leg hair. Maybe they’ll change some things after this.

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