E.V.A. Massager



E.V.A. “Extreme Vibrating Action” Massager was sent to me this month from California Exotics. I wanted to love this toy. I don’t think the name suits it very well. The vibrations that this toy delivers are buzzy at best. The handle is long enough for thrusting, it’s made of body-safe silicone, it is waterproof…but the flexible shaft just didn’t pleasure me the way it was meant to. This vibe might work for someone who wants buzzy vibes on their g-spot without firm pressure. I love buzzy vibes for g-spot, but firm pressure is a must for me.

Materials: Silicone and ABS Plastic

Dimensions: 7.25″ x 1.25″, 6.25″ insertable

There is so much to love about the length of this vibe. I found thrusting this vibe was easy enough. I was really frustrated with the shaft/tip that didn’t give enough pressure. It has a tapered head which makes it easy to insert. The silicone is smooth without a lot of drag. I am so disappointed about the flexible shaft I could cry. The shape of the product was perfect for me but the shaft is so flexible I just couldn’t get enough pressure to satisfy my g-spot.

The shaft has no texture that I could feel. It is smooth and has a soft silicone tip angled for g-spot (gah! if only). The E.V.A. has a two button interface with a dedicated on/off switch. The button on the top is the on/off button, it looks sort of like this Φ. The bottom button controls the 7 functions, it looks like this ⓦ. The first three settings are low, medium, and high. The rest of the settings are pulsations, waves and escalations. The vibrations are weak. Surface buzzy not at all deep and rumbly. The toy is pretty quiet, almost silent even at the highest setting. I could barely hear it over the television…The vibe runs on 2 AAA batteries. The batteries insert on the bottom. The removable cap is the same, difficult to open twist-lock type, that is found on other Cal Exotics toys. It is water-tight but really hard to close.

Being waterproof makes this toy easy to clean. I use soap and water or a sex toy cleaner. Honestly, I can barely go on with this review. The toy had a lot of promise but being so flexible was a huge disappointment. That coupled with the fact that vibrations are just buzzy made this useless for clitoral stimulation. I wouldn’t recommend this toy for even clitoral stimulation. Unless, of course, surface buzzy vibrations really do it for you. Actually in that case there are plenty of less expensive options.

Review Summary
1 being weak, 5 being earth shattering.
The volume of the toy on it’s highest setting.
Material Safety.
Value of toy for the price.

I received this product from California Exotics free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.


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