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| May 30, 2011
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Boring Weekend!

I start my new on Tuesday and I feel like I spent all weekend just driving….picking people up, dropping people off, trying to get somewhere. Not a big eventful weekend for us. We didn’t go to the club this weekend at all. Our funds just didn’t allow for playtime.

I posted a new donate button…get on it please and help me fund this sexy website!

We met a new couple yesterday online and we went to their hotel on the beach. The traffic was crazy going there and we Unfortunately, they seemed a bit uncomfortable with us so we bowed out gracefully. I am not into trying to seduce someone or force them to do something they might not be comfortable with. We really are a no-pressure couple. We left there and went to a house party with some friends we had met at Eyz Wide Shut. They are a really sexy couple that we were hoping to hook up with but it just didn’t happen.

I’ll tell you what did happen…super aggressive drunk girl! Not me this time either….An older female  “newbie” who was there with her mate.  They claimed this was all new to them and they had only had one other encounter. She was all over me and Miguel like a damned stalker. People, learn to read body language! We are not the type of people to go around hurting people’s feelings so we probably go through more than most people would. This woman was a bit out of hand. She was sitting on people’s lap’s and just being really aggressive. I almost hate super aggressive women. We ended the night before we really wanted to in an attempt to keep from beating this woman off of us.

We all have known people like this, so really it is not that big of a deal. Hell, after too much alcohol sometimes I turn in to super aggressive drunk girl. I was too fucking tired and not quite drunk enough to tolerate it last night, thou. Hope fully she is not always like that. We are a small community, us swingers, a reputation for being super aggressive and inconsiderate would not be a good thing….

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| May 24, 2011
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The One

This is just a little somethin, somethin that I wrote for another blog site.

I got a bit naked and venerable for this story.

It is all true and tells a bit about me. Check it out and tell me what you think.

The One

 

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| May 24, 2011
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Smartballs Teneo Duo Review

Does having more sex make you looser? Probably. I know that some women are loose because guys talk about it. Is a woman with a tighter pussy better for sex?

The vagina is a muscle so the more you tighten it, the stronger it will get. Smartballs Teneo Duo are made by Fun Factory. Smartballs are another version of ben-wa balls which are designed to help a woman strengthen her pelvic floor muscles, (the vagina muscle). The pelvic floor muscles help a woman orgasm and increase pleasure for her partner. These little balls are made of silicone, which is body safe and easy to clean. They are a bit on small side and have a bit of weight to them. Both of them together bend so no-matter what the uterus is shaped like, they will fit in. They have a small connected band of silicone which keeps them together and a pull cord loop also made of silicone which is meant for easy removal. These smartballs have balls within them which send small vibrations into the vagina when inserted which tells the pelvic floor to contract and hold on to something. For those of you that don’t know, women need to exercise these muscles. It doesn’t matter if you have had children or not. I know women out there, with no children, that are very loose. ( Just as a little fyi, women that don’t exercise them become really “loose” with normal wear-and-tear!) Sometimes women who are pregnant are told to exercise their pelvic floor muscles to ease childbirth.

I was so curious about these “toys”. Would they actually cause pleasure? Did they work? Why the hell would these be necessary?

Okay, I got these in the mail from Good Vibrations Sex Toys shop. The ones I received were a bright blue and white. They come in all sort of fun colors. The balls are textured with silicone bands that are supposed to be for added pleasure. To tell you the truth, I couldn’t feel the texture once I got them in there…. I use my kegel muscles all the time. I was excited to have something I could use to remind me to exercise my kegel muscle. The first time I tried them I was reminded the whole time that they were in. They are meant to be used during everyday movements so I put them in and went to the store. This ended up being a bit of a mistake since once I got to the store I was told to sit and wait. It felt like having a tampon in that was slowly sliding out of place. I guess I didn’t have them in far enough. Since then I make sure to put them in all the way and I have had no problems keeping them from sliding down to the muscle that kept them in there.


I like the smartballs and I use them frequently. I think they have definitely made me more aware of my kegal muscles and I believe they have helped my sex life a bit, too. I love to be able to tighten my muscles up during sex and so anything that makes them stronger is going to get my approval! After wearing them a bit I don’t have them trying to slip out anymore, which means they are actually doing their job and helping the muscle to strengthen. I don’t actually “feel” a vibration, just a little reminder to tighten up. I did not get any pleasure from wearing these, unless you count the fact that I was holding two silicone balls in my vagina while performing everyday activities. I think the “pleasure” comes in when I remember my little secret. No one can tell they are there, and I am reminded of my vagina all day…..a bit narcissistic I know! Sometimes I enjoy thinking about tightening my vagina all day. I am so ready for sex by the time I take them out!

 

The smartballs are really easy to clean. I just use antibacterial soap and water or a water-based toy cleaner and I store them in the box they came in. The package came with full instructions for use and the benefits of the toy in 6 different languages. Fun Factory is a company out of Germany and they are pretty popular in Europe, or so it seems. The box also included a little pamphlet with pictures of more Fun Factory toys and a sample of toy lube. Since the smartballs are made of silicone, a silicone based lube is not advised and will probably cause the toy to begin to smell funny. The packaging warns against using them anally, because they might get sucked in.

Good Vibration Sex Toy Shop has these in stock for $29.

I was supplied this toy free of charge from Good Vibrations in exchange for an un-biased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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| May 22, 2011
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Birthday Spanking

Where do I begin about last night…?

So much occured that I am having a hard time putting it all into words without getting lost in the details.

Last night we went to Eyz Wide Shut to celebrate my birthday. The placed was packed with sexy people. My favorite hostess made me a beautiful “Boobie Cake”. I don’t know how she does it folks, but the cake was a pair or boobs with big nipples and margarita flavored. The hostess called me out onto the dance floor and I got a few birthday lap dances. It was a lot of fun. After the lap dance people all over the club were wishing me “happy birthday” all night. A fellow blogger showed up with her entourage and she brought me a present, nipple jewelry. It was actually some rhinestone stick-on meant to adorn my nipples. We danced, drank, and socialized so much last night! I gave out about 4 cards last night, (calling cards). Who says they don’t work? We had a call today already from one couple and we got lucky last night with this approach.

 

At some point we decided to go next door to the lodging. We did take a tour of the place and it was packed with people. Miguel took my hand and headed straight to the dungeon room. He wanted to make sure I got my birthday spankings…this time tied up on the St.Andrew’s Cross. I approached the cross and Miguel placed a blindfold on me. He then strapped only my arms in place allowing me to move my feet. I was wearing all black last night. A black shirt with a little black skirt and my black fishnet stockings with my black high heels. I removed my shoes and he helped me out of my skirt. Then he smacked my ass a few times before rubbing my pussy threw my black thong panties. I heard other voices at this point (the dungeon door stays open for other’s viewing pleasure). I heard Miguel ask them if they wanted to help him out and give me some birthday spankings. Then I got the birthday spanking I deserved.

 

Many different voices and hands caressing my buttocks one by one before smacking my ass. I lost count as each person stepped up to give me a smack. Miguel encouraging each person to smack me as hard as they could. He made sure no one showed me mercy. When they smacked me lightly, he gave them another turn to smack me. I was lost in the intense pain and pleasure as they caressed and then smacked me each in turn. A few smacks were so hard that I saw white and then the stinging pain across my bottom. After so many I thought I could take no more and I begged for mercy. Miguel undid my straps and teased that I was done with my spankings for the night. I took the blindfold off and realized that we had quite a crowd in the hallway. It looked like people were lining up to smack my ass. I put my skirt back on and hurriedly grabbed my shoes. I wanted a minute alone in the bathroom to collect myself. Once I got in the bathroom I examined my bottom in the mirror.  My ass was welted and bruised and almost bleeding in places. I was feeling humiliated and upset at Miguel for letting it get so carried away. Can anyone say “safeword”? Ya, I guess we will have to work on that now that spanking is a regular occurrence in our sex play.

 

It was over thou. I let Miguel know about how I felt and then we moved on….

 

We began to look for an open room because at this point, I was just ready for a good fuck! A couple that I had given a calling card to earlier that night was in the hallway also looking for a room. So we agreed to share one. It was so packed last night that they opened the other big common room next to the dungeon. The other common room was packed with bodies and since all the rooms were full, that left us no where else to go. The room we got was huge and it had it’s own bathroom (bonus!). We had a nice soft swap with a sexy couple before going back to the other side to say our goodbyes. I am not giving a lot of details about this since it is all a bit hazy to me at this point…..sorry! I am sure, had it not been for all the spanking to help sober me up, I would of ended up being sick!

 

So that was pretty much our night. Today I was suppose to take the kids for a swim. I am not really fit for a bathing suit today thou…

 

If you think that is bad, you should have seen it last night. It actually looks better today!

 

 

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| May 21, 2011
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Birthday Spankings and a Full Swap

We went out to Eyz Wide Shut in Tampa last night to meet a couple.

This couple drove from over 2 hours away to meet us.  I hope we met their every expectation and blew it out of the water.

It was a pretty fun night.  I started out early drinking rum and pepsi before we even left the house,  (I have decided it is better than rum and coke, lol!). I decided to wear a risque little outfit that is mostly see threw black nylon with a g-string.  I also wore my fishnet stockings and my black high heels.  I am usually a bit more conservative, but last night I felt a bit frisky!  When we got there the couple was also pulling up and so we met them in the parking lot.

He was very handsome and tall, with a nice fit frame.  She was a sexy brunette, with a nice ass.  She seemed a bit conservative in her appearance.  She was wearing jeans and a nice dress shirt.  I felt really under dressed!  It turns out that she was just a bit shy, so the fact that we met her criteria  was awesome.  She was such a hot number!!!  We had a few drinks and gave them the tour of the club and the lodging.  The DJ did a great job and he played all our favorite songs so we got to dance quite a bit.  She did something really cool and danced with Miguel.  I knew we were going to have a whole lot of fun with them once we got them next door…..and I was right!

 

We picked out a room after a few hours of partying at the club.  As soon as we got in we all got down to naked and swapped partners.  She really liked the lovers couch they had in the room and I chose the bed with mirrors strategically placed above and beside it.  The guy and I started off kissing  (he was pretty good at that)  and fondling each other before he planted his face in between my legs to taste my pussy and flick his tongue over my clit.  The view of him in between my legs might have been enough to get me off,  but he had great oral skills so I came all over his face a few times.  When I glimpsed over at Miguel he had his face buried in her pussy too.  She had her labia pierced but was not ultra sensitive there and Miguel really looked like he was enjoying himself.  The next time I looked over she was on him and sucking his cock like a champ.  About the same time my guy was pulling his face out of my pussy and he stood up, so I could have access to his cock.  After a few minutes the guy started fumbling around for a condom.  At this point, I got to watch Miguel and her get into a more accommodating position,  side ways on the couch,  and him begin to fuck her with gusto.  I laid back and the guy had his now condom-ed cock ready for entrance.  He was a bit longer than Miguel but his cock was thinner.  I told him to go easy on me since I was not quite used-to something so long in my pussy.  I am sure this stroked his ego and he did go easy on me,  at first anyways.

 

At some point Miguel and her stopped fucking and she came over to the bed.  I think she went down on me first.  She was damned good at licking clit!  I learned later that I she normally doesn’t do that,  but she wanted to for me.  *blushes*  Miguel had brought my pink paddle along and he had me lay on my stomach so I could get my birthday spankings in.  He gave me few nice swats before he gave the paddle to her.  She went really easy on my and lightly caressed my back and buttocks with the paddle before giving me a light swat.  Then she kissed and licked my back and butt, it was very sensual and a huge turn-on.  She was really fucking hot!!  When the spankings were over I got her to sit on my face a bit before turning her over so that I could finger fuck her and lick her clit at the same time.  She was shaved clean and smooth and her pussy tasted neutral.  I could have licked her clit all night,  but I know Miguel wanted to finish fucking her,  and I wanted to watch!  Afterward we learned that she likes her labia ring to be pulled,  a missed opportunity to please her!!  She was too shy to tell us, and he didn’t say anything until after the fact.   Anyways,  Miguel went back to fucking her on the bed and the guy went to fucking me doggie style…my favorite.  I had a nice view of Miguel slamming his cock into her drenched pussy.  I wish you all could of heard the sounds, it was so fucking sexy!   Miguel didn’t last long fucking her,  she was pretty vocal and such a hot chick!  The guy licked my asshole and pussy from behind then he put his cock in and he fucked me doggie style.  I had Miguel get my little vibe out of my purse and give it to me.  I rubbed that vibe on my clit and had a really awesome orgasm as he fucked me.

 

It was a really awesome night with a really sexy couple!  I know that Miguel and I had a great time!

Today is my birthday and we are suppose to go out to Eyz Wide Shut again.  My favorite party host is bringing in a cake for me and I think the rumor is that I might get a sexy lap dance….?  We’ll see in a few hours!!

Until next time Lovelies, keep it sexy!

 

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| May 20, 2011
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Masturbation Month and My First “O”

May has been Masturbation month since Good Vibrations started it in 1995.

Why?

Earlier that same month the Surgeon General, Dr. Joycelyn Elders, was fired for suggesting that masturbation should be included in sex education….what? Yes that is a fact! We live in a society where being open about sex can get you fired. Things have not changed that much since then.

 

It is a bit late, but I am telling you now and challenging you to celebrate this masturbation month by doing it every day!


Hey some of you already do, just do it because it is fashionable now!

 

I have always been curious about other people’s masturbation stories.  Or rather, the first time they achieved orgasm by themselves.

I’ll tell you my story.

I was pregnant with my first child.  Although I was a bit promiscuous in my youth I had never had the big “O”.  By the way, cuming and orgasm are not the same thing.

I didn’t know that…until, well back to my story.

The guy wasn’t with me for various reasons, mostly because he was not ready to be a father.  Anyways, my sister had a friend who sold sex toys at private parties and we held one at my house.  I made one single purchase that changed my sex life forever….a silver bullet from California Exotics.  It was a curious thing, but the girl with the toys said every woman should own one. A few days later I found myself playing with the bullet.  I didn’t know what to do with it really.  It had a cord, which suggested it was not really for insertion, so I played around with it a bit on my labia.  I gotta be honest and tell you that I felt pretty stupid.  Then I found my clit.  It felt pretty good there and so I played with it there.

And then….Oh My God!  What was that?  A shuddering orgasm.  I spasmed and got the warm tingely feeling all over my body.

 

It was all downhill from there.  I used that bullet daily, sometimes twice a day, to bring me to orgasm.  That was my sexual awakening.  I guess for most guys this will seem strange.  Some girls need clitoral stimulation to achieve the orgasm.  I don’t know how everyone else figured it out.  I fumbled my way into my first orgasm.  I can tell you now that a silver bullet is the one toy I would want on a deserted island…well that and a shit load of batteries!

I am very interested in your feedback.

So I put together some polls for you….

 

 

 

 

Although, I would really love you comments too!

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| May 18, 2011
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Contests and Discounts

Have you all gotten a chance to look at my new contest tab? I think you should hop on over there and enter some of the great contests that I have found on the net. If you are a toy lover, like me, you should try your luck and enter, who knows you might be the next winner!

 

Did you notice that some of the links were sponsored by babeland?


Babeland.com has sponsored alot of these and giveaways and they have alot of nice products. It seems like this month they are giving away a few FunFactory toys. They also have 20% off all the JimmyJane products for the month of May.

 

I love all of the adult toy sites, especially the ones that let me have toys to review!!!

 

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| May 16, 2011
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How can I find a local couple to play with?

Karen,

Where can I find couples in Ocala that want another straight man to participate without me having to be involved with the man? Also, how do I find single females that just want sex, without me having to join a website? And, where I can see what the female looks like before comitting to an encounter?

Thank You!

 

Karen Says~

Hello!

First of all sorry it took me so long to reply to you. I have had a crazy busy weekend, yada, yada….

Okay so what I am getting is that you don’t want to have to join a site…do you know that most of them are free?  If you change your  mind and seriously want to get it in with couples (especially couples) and single females for swinger type encounters, a swinger site is a great place.  The great thing about that is that after your first encounter from most sites (like SwingLifeStyle) a couple can “certify” you and assure other couples that you are good!

But, if that is not what you are looking for, try craig’s list.  Really, we have found lots of single guys, and had a few ads looking for single guys that have been successul hook-ups. You start by e-mailing pics then meet them somewhere….without having to disclose too much about yourself. Craig’s list is free!  Just be picky, not everyone on there is legit! Let the couple know right away that you are not into any male-on-male play.  A true swinger couple will respect your limits, just as they expect you to respect theirs.

Another place you might want to go check out is a local swinger club.  I know most are more expensive for single guys…just show up, be respectful and available, and dress to impress. If you do decide to get a swinglifestyle membership, (which is free), you have the option of posting picks…you can approach couples and single females via e-mail, and they have a listing of local parties in you area.  Most you will not find anywhere else listed.  We have found a few parties via craig’s list, but there will be competition for a single guy.  If you do join swinglifestyle, just please use the link from my site and e-mail me again….then I will give you our name on the site and we can be a contact for you should you have any questions.

Ocala is a small town so you might have to drive to find a swinger party in your area.  I know some great clubs in Tampaish that might be worth the drive for you.  Look up the site of the club if they have one and get the details about what their policy is for single guys, some of them are a bit strict.  I hope this is helpful information for you. Let me know how it goes.

~Karen

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