Sport Fucking & Calling Cards

Sport fucking- fucking for conquest; to get as much fucking in as possible without standards of whom one fucks.
Urban dictionary has some great definitions for sport fucking. For example:
1.
sport fucking
While fucking as many bitches as possible. Getting as much pussy or “strange” pussy as possible without the others knowing your fucking other bitches. The art of fucking, not only for the pleasure but because you have a great Cactus and bitches want you to drop your “Hog” in there sweet pussy’s.
I traveled up the Parkway and engaged in a serious night of Sport Fucking. While Sport Fucking i must have ate and fucked my way through half the bitches in LBI. I became a master at Sport Fucking until i tackled these 3 hookers from Edison. Sport Fucking isn’t for the average Joe, It’s a way of life. A good sport fucker must be able to dip his hog in many bitches and live to tell about it.
Miguel and I define sport fuckers as people with no real standards. They fuck anyone, just to fuck someone other than their partner.
I know a few really sexy sport fuckers. I guess that would be the drawback of being too sexy, you end up fucking a lot of people that are not even close to your sexiness and you end up being a sport fucker. In a swinger club some people hit on everybody. I chuckle when I see the single guy, all giddy cause he is at a swingers club thinking that everyone is there to sport fuck. It is not a big orgy and everyone fucks everyone.

We definitely have standards and I won’t whore myself out to every guy just because I am horny and want some strange ass.
Miguel and I are more subtle. We approach people we think are sexy. We have a calling card we hand out. They are really nice and they have all our contact information and the website for the blog on them.
In a club the setting is not as intimate, so you may not get the individual attention that we would want to give someone. We use the cards as a no pressure way of allowing people to contact us at a later time if they are interested. Just because we go to a club that has lodging does not mean that we will end up fucking other people. More times than not it will be me and Miguel, (which is always a good time).

The club is a great place to meet after you have established contact with a couple. We have a nonverbal way to communicate if one of us does not want to play with couple, too. Although it may sound as if we take this shit too seriously, we do this for fun. I love our lifestyle. We have been swinging for almost two years. We spend a great deal of time establishing contact with people, and letting them know we are interested.

Miguel came up with the idea for the cards after one too many times of meeting a couple, that was at the club to meet another couple. Then there is the problem of trying to exchange numbers (no one ever has a fucking pen & paper). Or better yet we will give them our screen name on one of the websites…..weeks later we get a message from someone because they just “found” us. No one remembers after x amount of drinks. Also, it is no pressure. If it is a new couple they may not be ready for sport fuckers that try to drag them into a room, and this gives them the option of contacting us if they are interested.


These are our new cards. I love the design. I have the phone numbers covered up but all the other contact information is correct. We are always looking for a sexy couple, (or single). If that is you hit us up, I have a lovely strap-on that needs some breaking in……wink!

2 comments

  1. [...] with all the movies” or “that couple with the guy with the big tattoo.” (Hey sport fuckers, just to be clear, it is not a [...]

  2. [...] nipples. We danced, drank, and socialized so much last night! I gave out about 4 cards last night, (calling cards). Who says they don’t work? We had a call today already from one couple and we got lucky last [...]

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