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This week we are talking about An Anti-Bucket List. This is a list of things we hope never to do before we die. I think everyone has a list of stuff they want to do. That’s great, but creates a bit of pressure to actually do something.

I am feeling lazy, so this list is just stuff I hope never to do.

 

Go grey naturally.

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If I went with this philosophy I would already look so old. So forget that shit.

 

Wear socks and sandals.

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Where I am from, only tourists do this. That’s a fashion no-no. I know wearing socks and slides is big in fashion, but it looks so dumb. You want your feet to be a bit naked, but then you cover them with socks? Make up your friggin mind!

 

Wear an Ugly Christmas Sweater.

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There is no way to look cool with a christmas sweater. I don’t own any of those things and wouldn’t wear them if someone offered me money. Also, I can’t stand wearing patterns.

 

Go to jail or prison.

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I admit it, prison looks scary. So no, thank you.

 

Join a bowling league

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Bowling is not cool. I don’t care what your parents told you. It is a really dumb sport. Look at that picture. That guy is a pro and he still looks like a jackass, and that was before he fell. The few times I have been there is always some idiot that bowls while kicking a leg off to the side. THAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU LOOK COOL.

 

Honorable mentions:

Go on a religious pilgrimage

Following religions is totally against my religion.

Get pregnant again

Every-time I hear that someone I know is pregnant, my first reaction is always relief it is not ME.

Watch people play golf, for fun

I hate sports, but even I can’t believe this qualifies as a “sport”. You shoot and ball into a hole across a manicured field. Whoopteedoo! Sounds boring.

 

I think I might have bypassed the “bitch” faze and went straight to “crotchety old bitch”.

What’s on your Anti-Bucket List?

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