Archive for February 29, 2012

Universal Toy Cleaner

I got this little pump of antibacterial toy cleaner from FunWares. This Universal Toy Cleaner is made to clean any material toy and contains Triclosan, which is an antibacterial and antifungal agent. Everyone who uses sex toys should know a bit about keeping them clean. I like to use sex toy cleaners for all of my toys.

Ingredients: Deionized Water, Sodium C14-16, Olefin Sulfonate, Disodium Lauroamphodiacetate (and) Sodium Trideceth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl, Betaine, Propylene Glycol, Triclosan, Citric Acid, Methychloroisothiazolinone (and) Methylisothiazolinone, Tetrasodium EDTA

Key factors I actually care about in a toy cleaner: antibacterial qualities, easy of use, smell and price. This product met all my requirements and I would recommend it. The bottle I got was 6.28 fl. oz./185.72 ml.

One of the things that kinda of bothered me about this product, it didn’t have instructions for use printed on the label. My internet searches came up short of finding out exactly how to use this. I know this sounds crazy, but some sprays you spray on and wipe off and some require water be present so you can wash it off afterwards. Right, so I wrote the manufacturer and they say spray it on, leave it on til it starts to dry, them wipe it off. Easy Peasy!

It has a sort of chemical smell, but almost all things with anti-fungal properties do. Why is anti-fungal important? Because sex toys get wet and go into dark places (Like your drawer or toy box, Silly! What were you thinking?). It has a light scent. I mean I had to try and inhale it up close to even detect it, but it is not a pleasurable smell. It is faint if anything and I don’t sniff my toys. It is not as strong of a scent as my anti-fungal LELO spray, but not quite as pleasant either.

The spray bottle is the typical pump. I have traveled with this cleaner in tow and the bottle has not leaked. The pump comes with a clear cap. The pump has threads and the top snaps on. The spray comes out in a fine mist which covers a wide area and it only takes a few pumps to cover an entire toy. The liquid inside is watery and clear. The label on this toy has no backdrop so reading it was difficult being that the contents are clear as well. I had a real hard time photographing it since the writing on the back showed up as well as the writing in the front. The front looks like the picture above and the back has the ingredient list and copyright information.

FunWares carries this Universal Toy Cleaner for $8.95. FunWares is a sex toy store I trust that offers low prices with fast and discreet shipping.

 

I received this product from FunWares free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

Pleasurists Edition 170

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Intensity Sale!

I just wanted to let you all know about the crazy sale going on at FunWares for the Intensity by Jopen!

Right now the Intensity is 11% off the already discounted price of $199.95, making it only $178.95! The Intensity retails for $249.99, so this is a big sale!

They also have amazing sales for Tor II (17% off) and We-Vibe 3 (use code We-Vibe 3 for 15% off) going on right now.

I know you all love contests so check out the Fun Bites and find the Four-leaf Clover for a fun giveaway!  You can also find all their product reviews there, and some informative videos from Dr.Ruthie.

FunWares has fast and discreet shipping. It is an online toy shop I trust to give all my readers the best deals. Check them out!

A Good Day and Sexy Night

Eyz Wide Shut

Yesterday went so well, it make all the week’s toils worth it. We took our new car for a long trip with all the kids in tow. It felt so good to not have to worry about breaking down. Those of you that have ever had car issues can probably relate. We just had a great family day and my heart was full. Last night was one of the funnest nights I have had in a while at Eyz Wide Shut. The place was packed by 11pm. Last night we headed out in very good spirits and we didn’t get home till after 3:30am. Time seemed to go really fast on the club side. We chatted with everyone we could and we almost headed over to the lodging an hour early. I had a feeling that we should wait and my hunch turned out to be exactly what we needed.

When we finally did go to the lodging side we were accompanied by two couples. We had a little bit of a problem finding a room and we had one but they were already in Lover’s lane by that time. As soon as we walked in the door there were the couples already naked and ready to play. The girls were laying next to each other on the couches with the guys on either side. Miguel and I picked a spot next to them. I was wearing a black corset top and some jeans. I ended up not even taking off the corset but i removed everything else. Miguel stripped down completely like the other couples so they were all in the buff. We were right in the doorway of the entrance to these two common rooms. Every time a new couple (or couples) walked in one of the guys would say “Oh by the way, there might be naked people in here.” It was pretty comical.

I just happened to have two clitoral toys with me, so I got to work immediately in fishing them out of my bag to put them to work. First I had my new Mia, and I worked that on the “new” couple. This is a couple we had talked to for a few Saturdays and we shared an interest in LELO toys. I knew she might like the Mia, since she was pretty impressed with the Liv her husband bought her. This Mia is one from the re-designed line and it’s vibrations are pretty impressive. Shaped like a lipstick, it is pretty and a very effective clitoral vibe. This girl was so cute with a sexy curvy shape on her small frame. Her breasts were so full and beautiful I started there and played with them a bit, and then I went to work on her clit. She was very “neutral” tasting just like the girl from the other couple. I licked and sucked her clit and I tried to work her clit manually, but my nails do not allow for rough play. I got the Mia out and made it do all the hard work. After jacking her clit for a few minutes I guided her hand over to the toy and she took over.

Moving down the line, to the other girl who I knew needed a bit of power. I brought out the Life by Leaf for her. I am pretty familiar with this sexy bitch and I know she likes it rough. I didn’t have to worry about hurting her. I licked and sucked her clit, then I put the Life on full blast and applied steady pressure on her clit. About 30 seconds after I applied the Life to her clit she squirted all over. It shot about 3 feet out and drenched the floor. I had about a five second warning when she said, “I’m gonna squirt!” It was pretty cool to watch! It would have sucked to be showered by it though. Only when I heard chuckles all around us did I realize what an audience we had. She wanted to do it again with the Life on her clit but I was pretty ready for some action myself so I guided her hand over to the toy and moved over to Miguel.

Scenes like this make me so glad we chose this lifestyle. I got fucked every which way, somehow we fucked on both sides of these two couples. Hands were outstretched and there was some cross groping going on making the sex so much hotter. As if seeing the couple next to you was not enough to turn us on, reaching out and stroking them made it feel real, and was such a fucking turn on. I was on my hands and knees getting it from behind with a great view of what the couple next to us was doing. Miguel was fucking me so hard and putting so much pressure on my ass, it was hard to fall over but I did pretty good staying up. Then Miguel would have me flip over so he could fuck me missionary style. He tried to get me to go on top, but I protested and he finished off soon after. My thighs were seriously wasted from dancing for like 4 hours with hardly any breaks. We were both completely spent afterwards.We ran into more friends on the way out, with an invitation to play some more. We just could though, I needed food!

The ride home was a big blur of lights and Taco Bell. We walked in the door to find a sick child with my Mom and it’s back to reality.

Jopen Intensity Review

The Jopen Intensity is a sex toy like no other. It was originally designed to help women with kegel exercises. This toy vibrates, inflates, and gives muscle stimulating electric stimulation.

Dimensions: 12″ x 1.5″ (the shaft gets bigger if you inflate it) 4.5″ insertable with a 2″ clitoral arm

Materials: Silicone

Let me start by saying this is a large toy. I was almost shocked when I took it out of the box. It weighs over 1lb. It does more than most toys so a bit of weigh is expected. The first thing I noticed was it’s bland exterior. It looks like a prototype or something. The Intensity takes 4 AAA batteries. (I know some sites claim it is rechargeable, it is definitely not.) Making this toy battery powered was something Jopen decided in order to cut costs. The good news is that it seems to be very good on battery life, I have not noticed a decrease in strength since I put the first set of batteries in.

I was eager to familiarize myself with the controls on the control panel. It has 5 buttons: a dedicated on/off button, two buttons to control the vibrations and two buttons to control the electrode stimulation. On the bottom, or butt, of the Intensity it has a soft spot that you can pump to inflate the shaft. The back also has a black deflate button, that lets all the air out. This toy is pretty easy to figure out how to use. How you want to use it is totally up to you. Since it is primarily silicone I used a water-based lubricant all over the shaft, inserted it, then inflated it. The package comes with 2 oz. of electrode gel, this will need to be applied to both sides every single time you use the electrode stimulation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So once I figured out the controls, I was eager to put this toy to use. Being that the Intensity is a bit intimidating, I was very careful to read all of the instructions. Jopen has included a booklet full of information with the Intensity. The instructions say to use water-based lubrication on the shaft, electrode gel on the metal electrode pads, and to inflate it after it is inserted. I will admit that the controls were very easy to access even after it was inserted, so the size of this toy is justified.

I started off with the vibrations. The clitoral shaft on this toy is quite long and flexible with two flexible “ears”. The shaft features a bump which also vibrates and works well to stimulate the pelvic muscles. The vibrations have 5 modes, go from about a 2-4 vroom and are fairly buzzy. This toy is not quiet and discreet, but a bit of backround noise will keep it from being heard through a closed door. The electrodes stimulate very well, I was able to feel them on their lowest setting. They omit no noise at all. My body responded right away and I could feel my muscles tightening up.

The problem I had with this product, and I might be totally unique in my experience, was that I automatically “tighten-up” my pelvic muscles with any stimulation. I noticed the electrodes at first, then I turned the vibrations on and forgot about the electrodes for a minute. I stopped feeling the electrodes working. I had to relax my muscles in order to feel it again. As you can imagine, this was a complete distraction and I was unable to orgasm with this product. I have to admit that I have not used all the levels of stimulation yet. There are 10 levels and I have only worked myself up to 6 of them. I should mention here that others that have tried this product have reported multiple orgasms from it. I do find it very easy to exercise my kegels with this product, and it is very pleasurable even without the electrodes. I am still benefiting from using the Intensity, just not the way some women do.

To clean the Intensity, do not immerse this in water. It is not waterproof. I use a sex toy cleaner spray, but you can you a 10% bleach solution mixed with water and wipe it down. The packaging for the Intensity was a paper box covering a very discreet dark purple box. It has a black foam cut out with a space for the Intensity, the electrode gel and the instructions. The cut out left black lint all over the silicone of the Intensity, so I took it out. The box serves as a very discreet way to store the Intensity.

 

 

Some of you may remember that I did an Intro to the Intensity post a few months ago. The post includes the details of their giveaway of the Intensity when you become a Jopen Insider, the contest is still running. I was very excited about this product and I am still am now that I have one. I was very elated that Jopen send me this product for review.

The retail of this product is $249.99. This product can be purchased at FunWares for $199.95. FunWares is an online toy store that I trust with fast and discreet shipping.

Review Summary
Vroomwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.com
1 being weak, 5 being earth shattering.
Volumewww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.com
The volume of the toy on it’s highest setting.
Materialswww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.com
Material Safety.
Overallwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.com
Value of toy for the price.

I received this product from Jopen free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

Pleasurists Edition 169

Courtesy of Penny*Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates.

Did you miss Pleasurists 168? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 170? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday February 26th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

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Make Me Over Giveaway

You guys responded so well to my review of the Make Me Over from Bedroom Kandi that I went back to Babeland and asked if I could give one away! So here is your chance to win this uniquely discreet looking vibe for yourself!

This vibe is uniquely designed to look like a large compact. It is charged using a USB and always travel ready. Made with a textured body-safe silicone face and hard ABS plastic back. It has a stretch-able band on the back that makes it easy to hold onto. The face has a small gold circle ring in the middle which charges it once it is in it’s compact and plugged in. Easy to charge! This vibe is sexy looking, quiet and packs a strong rumbly vibration. Check out my full review here.

Babeland offers this vibe for sale. Just in case you can’t wait to get your hands on one. I have this vibe and absolutely love it! It measure 3″ x 1″ and is have a two button interface. This vibe comes in deluxe discreet packaging. This vibe comes with a full one year warranty. Manufactured by OhMiBod, Bedroom Kandi is their new line of discreet vibrators.

Enter to win here! Contest ends Thursday 3/8 at midnight EST. Winner has 48 hours to respond before another winner will be chosen.

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Jopen Vr2

I got the Jopen Vr2 for review this month. The Vanity line from Jopen is something I have had my eyes on for a while now. The Vr2 is one of 12 of the luxury rechargeable silicone vibes from the Jopen Vanity line. The Vr2 is discreet, versatile, made with body safe silicone and comes with a large storage bag.

Materials: Silicone

Dimensions: 6.75”x 1.5”

The Vr2 has dual motors, one on each end with a dedicated control button. Each side delivers a different kind of vibration. The Vr2 is very easy to use with two one touch control buttons, one controlling each motor. The buttons are soft and silicone covered. A red LED light blinks while you have your finger on it and gets steady when you get to the highest setting. You have to hold the button down to change the setting or it will shut off. To turn it off just click the button once more. The vibration on this vibe is more buzzy than rumbly, unfortunately. The big end seems to deliver a stronger vibe, but only slightly stronger.

Since this vibe has dual motors and a unique shape, it has multiple uses. This vibe can be used for many erogenous zones throughout the body including: clitoris, nipples, neck, perineum, g-spot, anal rim, vaginal insertion. I do not recommend inserting this vibe anally since it has no flared base and could potentially get lost. The Vr2 worked perfect for me clitorally and as a g-spot toy. The smaller end of this vibe is flexible, so it has a bit of give when used for g-spot.

I found this vibe to be completely seamless. Since it is covered in silicone it has a slight bit of drag. I would recommend not using anything but water-based lubricant on this toy. A little bit of water-based lubricant and this toy gets nice and slick. The length makes this toy ideal for thrusting. I really had a hard time deciding which end I enjoyed more, they both had their advantages. It has a small charging port and comes with a charging cord. The volume of this toy is very low, and could be compareable to a cell-phone on vibrate.

The Vr2 is rechargeable and waterproof. I have fully submerged this toy and it stays dry inside. The volume of this toy makes it ideal for a bit of discreet bathroom play no matter how close your roomates are to the door. The charging port hole seals itself after you remove the cord. This means the toy can be submerged, so it could be used in the tub or pool. A 3 hour initial charge is required. The LED lights blink when it is charging and get white when it has a full charge. I have not needed to charge this toy since I charged it initailly. I have no idea how much play time it gets on a single charge and could not find that info anywhere. The control buttons offer a locking feature that is great for travel. Just hold down both of the buttons at once for about 4 seconds and they lock, to un-lock just hold them both down again until it blinks.

The packaging for the Vr2 was a bit less than I expected from a luxury toy of this price range. It is just a white box with a paper cut-out for the toy. It does come with a small insert, but it seems like more of an advertisement for the line than giving me info about this product in particuar. In fact the info sheet was wrong on where the charging port was.

Anyways, here is a pic of the packaging. This is both sides of the box, front and back.

I can say that at least the bag they offered was generously large. It is large enough for the toy and the charging port, and even large enough to carry some lube. The silicone of this product will pick up hair and lint so I highly recommend storing it into the box it came in or the pouch to keep it clean and lint free.

All the Jopen products come with a one year warranty and the option to purchase a ten year warranty, see details here. This toy is definitely made to last a long time, and it has displayed alot of power with only it’s initial charge. The care and maintenance for this toy is pretty easy. Since it is waterproof it can be cleaned with soap and water, a sex toy cleaner, or a 10% bleach solution.

I throughly enjoyed this vibe. I found lots of uses for it’s dual motors. I love that this vibe offers two unique sizes and a different feel on each side. This toy was great for g-spot, (did I say that already?). I just wanted to make sure I mention it again. I love a buzzy vibe for g-spot and this vibe delievered for me. My only complaint about this product is the price. I do not know if it is worth all of $146.99. The price on this vibe really makes it an un-fathomable purchase for me, since I just won’t spend more than $120 on any sex toy.

Review Summary
Vroomwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.com
1 being weak, 5 being earth shattering.
Volumewww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.com
The volume of the toy on it’s highest setting.
Materialswww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.com
Material Safety.
Overallwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.comwww.dyerware.com
Value of toy for the price.

I was supplied this toy free of charge from Jopen in exchange for an un-biased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.