KissinBlueKaren

Zero Tolerance has introduced a line of sex toys and accessories aimed at the male consumer. Zero Tolerance Ent. is a film studio which is widely known for it’s gonzo pornography and having the largest collection of HD porn on the market. Evolved Novelties sent me a truly novel sample of their Boob Lube to review.

I don’t really have the boobs for titty fucking, so we used this lube like we would any other water-based lubrication. It is safe for all toys and just about any kind of sex. We have used this lube for hand-jobs, anal sex and vaginal sex. It is a bit on the thick side, which was nice. It almost has a gel-type of consistency, but it worked exactly as intended. This lube stays slick much longer than I would have expected. This lube also left my skin feeling really soft everywhere it landed. I never needed to re-apply this lube for anal sex or on my toys.

Ingredients: Purified Water, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Carboxy Methyl Cellulose, Methyl Paraben, Propyl Paraben

So the good news is that this lube is really slick and doesn’t need re-application very often. I received the 2 oz. container which has a slide pop-top and is great for travel. It feels smooth and silky, almost like oil but it does not contain oil. It is easy to clean this with soap and water. I didn’t need to really clean up after this lube, as it absorbed really nicely into the skin. This lube is safe to use with condoms and for use on sensitive skin. It is tasteless and odorless.

The potentially bad news is that it does contain parabens. There is some debate about whether parabens contribute to breast cancer as some of them mimic the hormone estrogen which is thought to contribute to some forms of breast cancer. In case you are really curious about this, you can check it out on wikipedia here. Some companies have completely taken parabens out of their formulas. I personally don’t think there is enough evidence to make a good case of it either way.

I thought the bottle was really nice with the woman showing off her cleavage. I had to laugh when I saw it because I am only a B-cup…not really titty fucking size. I think the packaging is appealing, well to a dirty girl like me anyways. The writing on the bottle is in four different languages. I loved the fact that the lubrication stayed slick and didn’t need re-application. For a water-based lube this product is thick and long lasting enough to rival silicone lubes I have tried. The fact that it is safe for all my toys, well that is a big plus! Parabens don’t scare me to enough to keep me from buying or recommending a product like this. I did deduct 1/2 a star because I know it is a big deal for some people. I think this is long lasting lube in a sexy package. Boob Lube does everything I want a lube to do, without leaving a big silicone mess.

Review Summary
Overall
Super slick without a big mess.

I received this product from Evolved Novelties free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.